Despite it's 5th grade-boys-on-the-playground title, Gazongas 2 is a fairly respectable slice of skin flick, a celebration of sizable mams that manages to stay focused with only occasional strays into belligerent Gonzo territory. The girls do indeed bring the required goodies to the table, and while not every one of these ladies ranks high on my stroke index they manage to bring the heat to each scene, something sorely missing in a lot of stroke flicks I've seen lately. I like orifices as much as the next guy, but I also like the beautiful women who call these holes their own, and I like to see them loved up just as much as their various openings. Gazongas 2 actually showcases the women as much as their bits and pieces, although with breasts as a focus that's sort of by default; Hard to shoot those titties without getting the girl's face in there as well. The disc does disappoint in it's technical execution, however. The menus are amateur, the packaging is nondescript; this would be an easy title to miss on the shelf, or easy to mistake for a poorly made film. The camera work and picture quality is more in line with pro-am titles I'm familiar with, but in this particular case that look worked just fine for me. This ain't 3rd Degree or Diabolic, but you do get some solid scenes and 10 sizable breasts to bide your time. Here's a scene breakdown. And let me be upfront and say that Michelle B's scene is the main attraction here.
Scene 1 ? Puma Swede
Well, Puma's look is straight up mid-90s Vivid porn star: bottle blond, statuesque, mid-30s, and a rack made of the finest saline available. Not my style, but some of you boys must dig it. Puma receives some oral to start things up, preceded by some titty fucking and followed by an encounter with a giant (GIANT) black dildo. Her partner douses her with lube before the sex begins, starting with cowgirl and progressing to some intense doggy on the sectional couch. Puma's pretty active throughout, but I don't think her partner gives her the workout she's capable of handling. He pops on her tits to wrap it up, a sad little dollop of cream on each nipple, and the lackluster opening is behind us.
Scene 2 ? Rebecca Love
We find Rebecca poolside, already on the receiving end of a small dildo courtesy of her ripped partner. Rebecca is a curvy brunette, with an OK ass that looks pretty nice in standing doggy, a position that takes up a large chunk of this scene. We get some of the best jiggle action on the disc out of Rebecca. Her tits look amazing in reverse cowgirl, spilling out from her bikini top and looking like God's own fleshy medicine balls. But there's far less breast play in this scene than the rest. Her man seems more interested in the standard oral/vaginal/facial sex routine with little attention payed to those gorgeous tits. So kudos to the cameraman for remembering who the stars of the show really are, and capturing them all in their swaying glory. After a long reverse cowgirl ride on a folding chair, Rebecca gets on her knees and receives a healthy blast to the face, which she takes with relish. An improvement over Scene 1.
Scene 3 ? Michelle B.
Oh, the lovely Michelle B. I've seen two scenes of hers in the past week and my eyes are open for any other material she's been in. This blonde is sexy. She's fleshy in an appealing, MILF sort of way, creamy skin, plump ass, British accent...oh yeah, her breasts! Man, what a pair! My verdict isn't in yet on whether they're real or not, but they're a site to behold. Her nipples are a perfect size, and pink as bubble gum. One of my pet peeves with large breasts is the oversized aureole; just a turn-off for me. Michelle has it going on, and while she's got some meat to her it looks like some of the most inviting meat I've seen. And her partner for this scene would probably agree with me, as he showers that rack with his...umm...attention. He starts things off with some light rimming and spanking in doggy, giving us a nice look at her snatch, which is already moist as things get started. There is some deepthroating here, with a bit of gagging that for me is sexy because Michelle seems into the proceedings. There are some low-angle shots here that are just really great; seeing Michelle feast on cock while her tits bounce, her jean skirt hiked up and her legs spread wide makes for some sexy footage. The titty fucking here is a must considering how picturesque the twins are, and her stud goes at it with a vengeance with a lot of vocal encouragement from Michelle. The sex starts with a small bit of missionary vag and PTM, but the rest of the sex is pretty much straight to the A in every position with ATM thrown in for good measure. Michelle has a pretty pussy, slick and pink, and in the doggystyle that ends this scene she looks gorgeous. The popshot is again sort of weak, and it's a shame that Michelle didn't receive a bigger load as reward for the heated performance she gave here.
Scene 4 ? Eve Laurence
Many of you are probably familiar with Eve. She's been in quite a few scenes, usually playing a young lady or similar fantasy role, and I've seen her paired off with ?old men? quite often. Eve appeals to me as a girl-next-door, and she looks like a cutey in the tight pink t-shirt and panties she has on as her scene opens. And yes, the girl is carrying around a huge rack. But her implants are just so glaringly obvious and seemingly immovable that it's a bit of a letdown when she pulls them out whilst delivering a kneeling BJ (with some attempted deepthroating) to her costar. Her breasts look much sexier when they're squeezed into that little shirt; the reality of them is disappointing. The sex here is short and monotonous, all scissors vaginal on a couch for the duration of the scene. The pop is respectable, and he actually manages to shoot some sperm on those massive titties. The previous scenes were all pretty much straight facials, very odd considering the theme of the disc.
Scene 5 ? Cailey Taylor
Cailey is already on her knees pulling out her man's cock in the Men's Room when her scene begins. She's another one from the Vivid bunch of porn starlets, but she's cuter and younger than Puma and her outfit ? arm gloves, a pink fishnet top and tight miniskirt ? really helps her overall appeal. She gives some nice head, spitting on cock and taking it deep without squeaking. He returns the favor while she's standing in the stall, and things progress from there into standing doggy and missionary, with occasional pauses for Cailey to swallow cock or for her man to knead her melons between his fingers. She's got a nice set, but they're not as monstrous as some of the other girl's. The standing doggy gets intense as the scene ends, but we're let down again by another poor cumshot. But this one is at least aimed at Cailey's tits, so I'll let the dearth of semen slide.
Overall Rating: C
For a movie focused on titties there's just not enough attention paid to some of the impressive breasts on display in Gazongas 2. Puma and Cailey are just too generic for me, and the guys in the cast don't bring enough jizz to the table for my tastes.
Female Looks: C
Michelle is stunning, Eve is cute and the other girls are placeholders and not particularly memorable.
Male Looks: C
Puma's man has an unimpressive dong, the other guys are acceptable man meat.
Picture Quality: C
As I mentioned earlier, the full frame picture here is of pro-am quality, a little grainy and occasional shadow issues, particularly in Rebecca's scene, the only outdoor scene on the disc.
Extras: C
Eight minute BTS, Jizz Jam (a cumshot recap, and in this case a rather pointless one given the poor amount of ejaculate to be found here), 6 minutes of unused sex footage from the scenes (best extra by far) and some shitty trailers and even shittier phone sex ads. I think my favorite extra was simply the detailed chapter index, which allowed you to jump to any scene, and any major sex act within that scene. Effort was clearly made here to give some added value, but the results are mediocre. |
